Andrew Hurrell • April 2, 2025

Marketing Chat From My Desk 🫖

Proper advice about getting more customers through your door

A cup of tea is on a table next to a sign that says simple is best.

I am sitting at my desk in Langdon Hills. The tea's gone cold again.


Been on the phone since early this morning. It's the same old story from every caller.


"
Got this fancy website, but no one's ringing us."


Had a peek at their sites. Wow. 😩


One's a local builder. His website's got more big words than my kid's English homework. Going on about "construction solutions" and "property enhancement."

Do me a favour. 🙄


Showed him what his competitors are writing:



"Need an extension? We'll pop round today for a chat. Free quote."

Simple, isn’t it?


Some marketing firm charged him a grand for writing fancy rubbish. I could've got a lot of Indian takeaways for that. 


Speaking of money down the drain... 💸


In one of the other chats I had, the lady said she’d spent three months' profits on some London crowd to "boost her online presence."


Translation:  They've stuck her face on Facebook.


Really getting wound up now. 😤

A cartoon illustration of a hole in the ground with money coming out of it.

Look, if you're reading this, do yourself a favour. Get your nan to read your website. If she don't get it, bin it.


Proper marketing is dead simple:


  • Talk like a normal person
  • Stick your prices up front (well, maybe not always)
  • Answer your phone
  • Help people out


That's your lot.


Want me to prove it? Get in touch, and I’ll be able to show you what's working for our businesses just like yours.


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